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Welcome to the second addition of Cocopuff’s column. Well we are just about to finish the first month of the year 2005, feels like every other month. SSDD..RIGHT!!! So anyways, this month I want to be more random and have more entropy throughout the column. I’ve included ironic things, with funny things, along with some pictures that will help us all feel better about ourselves...STUPID J.LO!!!

 !By the way....for those of you that don’t know...SSDD = same shit different day!

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there handicapped parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight.

9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
process so well: Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

CoCoPuFFs Cr@Zy Pix

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I’m not sure who made these, If these are your pix let me know, so I can give credit, where credit is due.

Even the superstars are only mere humans and they don’t always look their best, as you will see in the following pix, Enjoy!